mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”